February 2012
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About to head to the airport to fly off to San Diego to be with the lovely Amiel for a week.  THE EXCITEMENT! 
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY ALERT
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Feb 23rd
Down-count till Baklavadingdongface
amiel-s: 50 Baklavadingdongpees 6 meals 2 sleeps 1 or 2 bowel movements Off blast to California! don’t forget about the 4 lactations 
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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amiel-s replied to your post: amiel-s replied to your photo: what happens at the… is it the boy or the chicken? THE CHICKEN, come one, Amiel.  I’m not some sort of weird pervert, I just get turned on by chickens. 
Feb 22nd
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amiel-s replied to your photo: what happens at the barn, stays at the barn… if… this turn you on, Bruce? this DOESN’T turn you on, Amiel? 
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Feb 21st
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amiel-s replied to your photo gurglegurglegurgle so many gurgles… 
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Feb 19th
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rockmebruce: couldn’t’ve kerfuffle zamboni dactylonomy kismet pterodactyl xylophone aglet specificity abominable  schism  mamihlapinatapai 
Feb 19th
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“I can use the words couldn’t’ve, kerfuffle, zamboni, dactylonomy,...”
– Amiel “Kraken” Sarte
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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amiel-s replied to your post: words I dare you to use those in one sentence couldn’t’ve kerfuffle zamboni dactylonomy kismet pterodactyl xylophone aglet specificity abominable schism.  DID IT  
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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couldn’t’ve kerfuffle zamboni dactylonomy kismet pterodactyl xylophone aglet specificity abominable  schism 
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
coffee
that counts as breakfast, right? 
Feb 17th
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amiel-s replied to your quote: “ROFLCOPTER” — rolling on floor laughing and… I do it all the time you could’ve had it AAAALLLLL, rolling on the FLOOOOOORRRR
Feb 14th
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“ROFLCOPTER”
– rolling on floor laughing and spinning around? 
Feb 14th
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amiel-s replied to your post: PSA for the day thank you for this very useful information but how about the starving African children? What should they do when they’re in danger? I believe that in all cases of danger pooping oneself is really the only sensible answer. 
Feb 14th
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PSA for the day
when facing a mugger, the same goes for bears, the best action to take is to defecate yourself.  Not only do bears hate the taste of poo but seriously, who wants to mug someone that just crapped their pants?  The more you know.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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